Don’t Standby, Stand-Up!
Presented by:
Jonah Harris
Jonah is a veteran database engineer recognized for deep internals work spanning architecture, compatibility, and performance. He specializes in interoperability at the protocol, dialect, and execution layers and is widely regarded as the leading expert on database compatibility and the Oracle Database network protocol.
A member of the OakTable Network and longstanding PostgreSQL contributor, he has served as CTO of MariaDB and was a founding engineer at EnterpriseDB.
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An elephant, a dolphin, and a sea lion walk into a bar... In this workshop, we'll EXPLAIN ANALYZE the mechanics of stand-up comedy, breaking down setup, timing, and punchlines like a query plan, and even what to do if you deadlock! No stage experience required, no pressure to perform, just a room full of Postgres professionals learning how to turn production pain into polished performances.
- Date:
- Duration:
- 20 min
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- Conference:
- Postgres Conference: 2026
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- Track:
- Life and Fun
- Difficulty:
- Easy